Sorrento Cycling Club

It was a test : Just to see would they follow me one last time….and they did….like a drunken Taoisaeach I led them a merry dance …..brought them down roads that no self-respecting leader would go…….but hey…..just to be boss, to hang in there , totally bereft of ideas, with no sense of shame, following in the foot-steps of…….Jazus lads how did I get here!!??……Ah Bertie how we love you (you cheap, sleazy liar) , when history records your tales of selfless, honourable endeavour on behalf of the citizens …………………………ok, ok…I know I'm out of order ……but you see I've always voted GREEN…….more traitors, liars, degenere………ok, ok …………demacracy rules. ……..The tour was perfect………that's all you need to know…..if you missed it, tough. It was superb. My greatest one. All who made the effort to support these tours throughout the year I salute ye all…………as for the people who didn't…………well there is a new boss in town and Stephen  knows what a shower of slack-arsed wasters he has to deal with, he  will not tolerate you. I treated you with kid gloves and the gloves are off…………if you call yourselves members of this club , prove it………..support your new touring captain or you'll have to hand back the jersey. Your club, without you  we will not thrive………….so, Saturday mornings 10 a.m Sharp……..Now where the hell did I put my Book…Bertie's Bedtime Tales….ah there it is….right next to my photos of The Irish Bankers /Regulators/ PD's/ Green's…true Irish Patriots all….so proud, well done boys….ride on , see you………..on election day