Sorrento Cycling Club

TOUR STARTED ON TIME AND WITH A MUTINY…..NO PAUL WE WILL NOT FOLLOW YOU TO SALLY GAP IT'S ICE AND INJURY UP THERE….ME EGO DEFLATED I RODE WITH THEM DOWN THE N11 (YAWN) AND THE N11 REPAID US WITH TWO PUNCTURES….THE ON TO WICKLOW TO ABUSE ROB AND SCARE HIS CUSTOMERS….WE RODE FAST TO BRITTAS BAY AND DAVE GOT DEFLATED, WE WAITED AND CONAL SNR. ENTERTAINED US WITH A GOOD OLD FASHIONED WAY TO DIE…..BY PLACING HIS HANDS ON AN ELECTRIC  FENCE….IT WAS THE GREEN MILE WICKLOW STYLE….HE WILL OF COURSE LIVE AND MABYE THE ELECTRO SHOCK TREATMENT WILL WORK!….OFF AGAIN ACROSS THE N11 AND STEPHEN WHO HAD TRIED UNSUCCESSFULLY TO ABANDON, US WISHED HE HAD, AS DAVE DRILLED US UP TO KIPATRICK AND BALLYROGAN UPPER AND ALONG THE N11. WHERE MURPH GOT A HANDSLING FROM ST. FUERKIT AND DISSAPPEARED UP THE ROAD….WE TURNED AT THE TAP AND DROPPED ANYONE WE COULD ION THE WAY TO DEPUTY'S PASS AND GLENEALY . ST. FURKIT'S INFLUENCE TOOK HOLD……HE IS OF COURSE THE PATRON SAINT OF SWEARING AND HALF-WHEELING…THERE WAS A LOT OF THAT GOING ON….GLEEFULLY WE LISTENED TO EACH OTHERS SUFFERING…..ST. FUERKIT REIGNED…..THEN JUST LEFT….HE MUST HAVE GONE AHEAD TO AMBUSH US BECAUSE HE TOLD DAVE ON THE WAY IN TO ASHFORD TO GO FOR IT…..AND DAVE DID…WHO COULD STAND AGAINST ST. FUERKIT….WE CAUGHT A GROUP OF HARD MEN FROM BRAY WHLRS…..THEY TOO CAME UNDER THE SPELL AND AT THE CULLENMORE MERE MORTALS WERE DROPPED AND ONLY THE  GLIMMERED REMAINED…..DROOLING NOW AND MUTTERING PROFANITIES….OOOHHH! WAS IT JOY OR HORROR?  NO ONE CARED….SOMEWHERE NEAR THE GLEN THE SAINTLY SPIRIT DRIFTED OFF IN SEARCH OF FRESHER LEGS AND WE, DAZED AND FEELING GUILTY ( ABOUT OUR DROPPED FRIENDS) SHEEPISHLY WENT HOME……P.S - THE BRAY LAD'S TOLD US THE WICKLOW TRI BOYS AND GIRLS WERE INFLUENCED BY ST. KNOCKIT ( PATRON SAINT OF PANIC AND HARD BRAKING AND RIDIND IN STRAIGHT LINES) …. APPARENTLY THERE WERE TWENTY OF THEM LYING ON THEIR BACKS  WITH THEIR BIKES IN A HEAP ON THE FROSTY BRITTAS ROAD ( THAT WE HAD ALSO RIDDEN OVER, SAFELY)………POOR SOULS.……ST. FUERKIT  RULES THEN…..BETCHA HE GETS US AGAIN!!