Sorrento Cycling Club

Good to see the Kerry air hasn't extinguished the madness!

Post edited 6:28 pm - Sunday, July 18, 2010 by Paul S Murray

CYCLISTS NEED LEADERSHIP SO I'M BACK TO BRING ORDER AND STOMP OUT ANY ALTERNATIVE VIEWS OF…. ( BACK IN A SEC ROSA WANTS ME TO DANCE IN THE KITCHEN!! …….TO "LOVE WILL TEAR US APART AGAIN"………….WHAT THE HELL YOU SAY………DAMNED IF I KNOW!)……….AH WHERE WAS I (SHE'S STILL DANCIN')…OH YEAH….TOUR STARTED WITH ME AND DENIS AND MAGS, WHO MADE US MISS THE BIG KILMAC BUNCH (LEAD BY STEPHEN) AS HE'D PUNCTURED WHILE WAITING!!! GEORGE ARRIVED AND ON WE WENT TALKING ABOUT THE TDF AND WE GOT FASTER AND WE GOT SWEATTY. DOWN BY THE CULLENMORE INTO  ASHFORD THEN  RAMPED UP TO GLENEALY WHERE WE JOINED FINTAN, SADIE AND EILEEN. WE TRIED TO DROP THEM BUT THEY STAYED WITH US UP TO RATHDRUM AND ACROSS THE VALE TO LARAGH INSPITE OF EILEEN CARRYING THE HEAVIEST BANANAS I'VE EVER SEEN (THEY WERE AS BIG AS CUCUMBERS) . THEY STOPPED FOR COFFEE AND GEORGE WOUND THE GEARS UP BY TROOPERSTOWN BIG GEARS, BIG SPEED. DENIS DID A BIG WIND-UP FOR ANNAMOE BUT A BRILLIANT CHIRPEE PIPPED HIM ON THE LINE AFTER HEADBUTTING MAGS OUT OF THE WAY…..YES ME! UCI RULES BE DAMNED!  HAPPY AS A LAMB ABOUT TO BE SLAUGHTERED …………..TOTALLY AND UTTERLY F..(SPENT)  BUT I PUT THE HEAD DOWN AND KEPT GOING UP TOWARDS ROUNDWOOD………DIDN'T GET CAUGHT AS GEORGE STOPPED TO ADJUST HIS CLEATS/SEATPOST/HEADSET AND SECOND VERTEBRAE……YA OLD DIVIL YA! WE FLEW THROUGH ROUNDWOOD AND ALONG TO DJOUCE X-ROADS WHERE ME, DENIS AND MAGS ESCAPED BY TURNING DOWN TO ALTIDORE……….WELL DONE GEORGE YE ARE THE CHIRPIE GODKING. WE THREE CRAWLED HOME LIKE WHIPPED PUPPIES. GREAT TO BE BACK SUFFERING AGAIN…..SO SEEYA IN WED. NIGHT'S BIG SHOW-DOWN RACE……ME AND DENIS WILL KICK ASS……..JUST WAIT ! AND AS THIS IS THE CLUBS'S FINAL LEAGUE RACE I'D LIKE TO THANK OUR BRILL RACING SEC. IN HER THANKLESS VERY-VOLUNTARY POSITION…WELL DONE JOANNE AND LIKE THE SEX PISTOLS ALBUM SAID……"NEVER MIND THE B*&^%£$"……….GREAT JOB DONE! ALSO WE ARE ALL HOPING FOR A SPEEDY RECOVERY FOR BOTH DANNY AND TOM ….KEEP YOUR SPIRITS UP LADS. NICE TO SEE PAUL C ON THE MEND. UP AT THE MTB NAT CHAMPS TODAY HARD CIRCUIT HOPE JOHN D AND PADDY DID WELL. AS I SAID GREAT TO BE BACK WITH THE TRIBE…….ONKMOO! ONKMOO! HIPPOS ON ICE OR HIPPOS ON HOT TAR IT'S ALL THE SAME TO ME