Sorrento Cycling Club

WOW DENIS THIS MEANS WE'RE BOTH SPECIAL……………MABYE WE CAN TAKE THEM OUT ON THE MOUNTAIN BIKES AND DO SOME REALLY FAST CRAZY STUFF AND SEE IF THEY CRASH AND BREAK A RIB OR TWO……..OK! OK!……THAT'S MEAN I KNOW…..AND IT'S BEEN DONE ALREADY BY HALF THE CLUB THIS YEAR……..SO, LET'S ELECT THEM TO THE CLUB'S COMMITTEE AT THE AGM AND THEN WE'LL HAVE FULL CONTROL OVER EVERY MEMBER……..AND ALL WILL OBEY US…….NO, NO YOUR RIGHT, THAT'S BEEN DONE TOO!……………..BUT WE COULD GET THEM TO INFILTRATE SOME OTHER CLUB AND CONTROL IT AND THEN CYCLING IRELAND AND THEN THE UCI…….HO HO WE MIGHT INTRODUCE EFFECTIVE METHODS TO TEST RIDERS SUSPECTED OF USING BANNED SUBSTANCES AND BAN THEM FOR LIFE AS A DETERRENT…………..WHAT DO YOU MEAN…..THAT'S ALREADY BEEN DONE BY THE OPPOSITION???? 

Post edited 1:20 pm - Sunday, August 1, 2010 by Paul S Murray

AS THE ONLY ONE ON THIS TOUR I DECIDED TO PRETEND I HAD A FULL COMPLIMENT OF TROOPS WITH ME……..DOWN THE N11 WE WENT CHATTING AWAY AND HAVING THE CRAIC…….I PASSED A FEW RIDERS AND YES THEY DID LOOK A ME AS IF I'D ESCAPED FROM SOME WELL-RUN INSTITUTION…..BUT WE DIDN'T GIVE A FIG…WE WERE HAVING SUCH FUN……….WE EVEN DID A BIT OF UP AND OVER! ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE RAT HOLE, WERE IT GOT A BIT CONFUSING,  AS SOME NON-IMAGINARY FRIENDS JOINED ME AND TOTALLY MESSED UP THE CONVERSATION : CUTTING OFF MY IMAGINARY FRIENDS MID-SENTENCE….THEY THOUGHT THIS WAS VERY RUDE AND DECIDED TO LEAVE. SO I WAS LEFT ALONE WITH BRAY WHEELERS AND GOD KNOWS THEY ARE A STRANGE BUNCH (NOT REALLY ANCHORED IN REALITY) THEY DRAGGED ME ACROSS DEPUTY'S PASS/ BEEHIVE/ WICKLOW TOWN AND BACK UP THE COAST ROAD TO HAVE COFFEE, APPLE PIE AND CREAM IN A GARDEN CENTRE. THERE WE WERE SITTING IN THE RAIN EATING JUNK (TOTALLY NUTS) THIS WOULD NEVER HAPPEN ON A SORRENTO SPIN ESPECIALLY  WITH MY MAKE BELIEVE FRIENDS, WHO TOLD ME THEY ARE JOINING FACEBOOK SOON AS THEY TOO WANT TO SHARE PHOTOS, STORIES AND RECIPIES AND GERERALLY TALK  UTTER RUBBISH ……..YES FACE BOOK IS DEFINITELY FOR THEM ME THINKS………SO COME ALONG NEXT WEEK  AND MEET SORRENTOS LATEST MEMBERS.