Sorrento Cycling Club

Cheers Paul,…I almost have the figures together from the director ,camera crew,editor,foley artist and various other parties involved in the making of…..it's really mounting up!!! but they have said the would accept a pinarello T.T bike with dura ace groupset ,disc wheel and tri-spoke front ,as payment….don't suppose you know who the treasurer is ? 

IT STARTED SLOW THEY MUNCHED THEIR WAY UP THE WHITE LANE THEN ACROSS CALARY COMMONS. THEY GLIDED FULL OF THE NATURAL GRACE OF…….. HIPPOS ON ICE THEN TRUNDELED DOWN TO ROUNDWOOD FOR COFFEE. THEY STARTED TO GALLOP HASTILY TO THE FOOT OF LUGGALA WHEN THE CAFFEINE KICKED IN AND SNOW WAS ROLLED BIKES ENDED UP IN TREES AND………ONKMOOOO…..THEY STAMPEEDED PAST FARMERS IN TRACTORS, IDIOTS IN D4 TRACTORS, SHEEP CHASINGS DOGS ALL DIVED FOR COVER AS THE HERD BOUNCED DOWN THE ROADS OF ICE AND FURY……ONKMOO…OONKMOO….THEY HONKED AND BRAWLED….BUTTED AND TRASHED ALONG……RED RIMMED EYES…….GRINDING TEETH…..ONKMOO…..ONKMOO…TERROR FROZE THE VERY AIR  BUT ONE BY ONE THE GREAT WHITE HUNTER TOOK THEM DOWN……SO IF YOU GO OUT TO THE WILDS OF WICKLOW TOMORROW YOU HAD BETTER GO IN DISGUISE (BRAY WH JERSEY) BECAUSE THEY INTEND TO DO IT ALL AGAIN TOMORROW……STAMPEDE STARTS AT 10.15…..BE ONTIME OR YOU WILL NEVER CATCH THE HIPPOS ON ICE